KaleCo Automotive has announced a safety recall affecting its Left‑Handed Screwdriver (SKU: LTRL14). The recall was initiated after engineers discovered a serious safety issue: customers have been using the screwdriver in their right hand.

Long before the market was flooded with off-brand impostors and glow-tinted abominations, there was KaleCoAuto Synthetic Blinker Fluid. The original blinker fluid, hand-mixed by Kale Richards himself under conditions that would now be considered both unsafe and economically unviable. Even today, samples from those early vats still resonate faintly when exposed to turn signal voltage.

Some of the worst advice spreads the fastest and nowhere is that truer than in the world of DIY car care. From toothpaste on headlights to using dish soap as car wash, these “hacks” are everywhere and they’re quietly destroying your paint, trim, and interior. I’ll show you what works instead.

This driving behavior, according to top behavioral scientists: “It’s a rare condition known as Situational Velocity Dysregulation Disorder. Or, more commonly known as being a complete jackass. It’s only mildly contagious, but definitely hereditary.”