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Description
Has this ever happened to you? Your passenger is 20 minutes into explaining crytpocurrency without taking a breath, and no matter how many times you raise the volume on the stereo they just keep talking louder? Not quite ready to eject them?
We all know someone who thinks a quiet car ride is a missed opportunity to explain the Magna Carta. Enter the KaleCoAuto Skip Dialog Button. The only cabin accessory brave enough to say zip it without saying a word.
Engineered with industrial-grade tactile resistance and passive-aggressive flair, the Skip Dialog Button gives you the power to mute, fast-forward, or emotionally derail unwanted passenger commentary.
- Instantly disables 83% of unsolicited monologues
- Includes stylish red “no talking” symbol
- Can be configured to work automatically for certain phrases and keywords such as:
- “Well, actually”, “alpha”, or “podcast”
- Supports multi-passenger suppression with optional CAN-bus integration
Easy to install: just plug in, press, and enjoy the silence of your own thoughts for once,
Warning: Repeated use may result in fewer carpool invitations and permanent social tranquility.
This part replaces the ‘passenger noise reducer.’ which wasn’t a very good gag anyway.
Disclaimer: Use with spouse at your own peril. Only works within vehicle. If pressed after hearing “we need to talk” it may cost your house and 50% of your assets. Do not tape button down.
3 reviews for Passenger Dialog Skip
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Hank –
I tell you what, this right here is the best invention since cruise control. Shut off a passenger mid-nag with just a tap, and drive in blessed silence all the way to Texas. Works like a charm, no fuss, no drama. Dang ol’ five stars, I’ll tell ya.
Donna Ignoble –
I was rendered quite speechless, quite literally, when my companion activated this infernal device. As an author, to have my monologue so rudely truncated is an affront to both art and decency. I have many, many more thoughts on the matter, but apparently those shall remain unspoken.
Christopher Bryan Winslett –
I must have missed the part where it is not compatible with lin bus protocols. At my earliest opportunity, I decided to test this device… everyone in my vehicle, including the grandchildren began to yell at me in German. I couldn’t deactivate it. That was the longest 1362 miles of my whole life! Two stars because I’ve found other uses for it.